May 2012
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch tv
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching tv too
me: no you don't understand
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smellsliketeenfanfiction: so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something
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mortson: neeyo hoy menyoy
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everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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niall-wh0rean: so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ.
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